Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha
Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.
INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.
Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.
INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.
by Lamashan October 17, 2009
Get the Internet detectivemug. internet boyfriend, n. : A male acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Michelle talked to her internet boyfriend for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet him in person.
by goodgurl1313 August 27, 2005
Get the internet boyfriendmug. If I kept entering entries like this, soon urbandictionary.com will also be banned in mainland China.
Internet Censorship is what you get when you attempted to browse wikipedia.org as a civilian in Chinese mainland.
by Peevee November 9, 2008
Get the internet censorshipmug. ANON1: "Hey man, how do I reach the End of the Internet?"
ANON2: "You can't. It also doesn't exist."
ANON1: "OH SHI-... YOU CRAZY FOO!"
ANON2: "You can't. It also doesn't exist."
ANON1: "OH SHI-... YOU CRAZY FOO!"
by AnonTweaker February 27, 2009
Get the End of the Internetmug. A person who gets a joy out of reactions, but dur to how bad it has gotten. Now can be considered a felony possibly to a terrorist charge soon near the future. Internet Trolls enjoy causing drama by using certain facts that are cherry picked to get negative reactions, gaslight when called or play ignorant, mainly manipulate easy targets such as mentally handicap individuals to commit serious felonies or crimes and then use them as scape goats to bait them and cause real life problems.
Lack any empathy what so ever and will commit defamation against anyone they don't like or for shits an giggles out of pure malice. Mainly targeting furries, otakus, innocent people, businesses, social platforms that are public, political parties, etc. They also admit to actual crimes and are selectively prejudice.
These individuals are usually in their 20s to 30s doing this messed garbage. They also love to manipulate people in power to abuse very popular and well known platforms just so they don't have to suffer consequences. To make those who they don't to suffer for their personal disgusting amusement. Also willing to go as far as to create false or forged information or to use topics they cherry pick or edit to cause serious problems for everyone. Internet trolls also may or possibly possess illegal content to use to defame people or for their own sick twisted pleasure.
Lack any empathy what so ever and will commit defamation against anyone they don't like or for shits an giggles out of pure malice. Mainly targeting furries, otakus, innocent people, businesses, social platforms that are public, political parties, etc. They also admit to actual crimes and are selectively prejudice.
These individuals are usually in their 20s to 30s doing this messed garbage. They also love to manipulate people in power to abuse very popular and well known platforms just so they don't have to suffer consequences. To make those who they don't to suffer for their personal disgusting amusement. Also willing to go as far as to create false or forged information or to use topics they cherry pick or edit to cause serious problems for everyone. Internet trolls also may or possibly possess illegal content to use to defame people or for their own sick twisted pleasure.
This internet troll posting tortured live animals here is just messed up.
Why does this internet troll have child porn despite he posted this on that guy's forum, while accusing him of being a pedophile?
Internet troll calls a person a racist yet made about ninety percent of racist jokes towards certain ethnicities.
Why does this internet troll have child porn despite he posted this on that guy's forum, while accusing him of being a pedophile?
Internet troll calls a person a racist yet made about ninety percent of racist jokes towards certain ethnicities.
by Mentally Handicap Victim November 1, 2021
Get the Internet Trollmug. Welcome to the internet!
by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! September 19, 2021
Get the Welcome to the Internetmug. How well people take to you in chat rooms, forums, myspace, twitter, facebook, youtube etc.
Often affected by the number of people who are your friends on these sites. (or in the case of Youtube, "subscribers" and twitter, "followers")
These figures however are often contradictory to the amount of friends people have in real life as the internet is anonymous, hence your internet appeal is separate to your real life appeal.
Internet appeal is also affected by how much of a douche you are on the internet. If you flame, it can lead to people starting a class action to officially remove you from the internet and all its associated communities (xbox live etc) and or the local McDonald's restaurants where you steal Wifi from, you poor flamer.
Often affected by the number of people who are your friends on these sites. (or in the case of Youtube, "subscribers" and twitter, "followers")
These figures however are often contradictory to the amount of friends people have in real life as the internet is anonymous, hence your internet appeal is separate to your real life appeal.
Internet appeal is also affected by how much of a douche you are on the internet. If you flame, it can lead to people starting a class action to officially remove you from the internet and all its associated communities (xbox live etc) and or the local McDonald's restaurants where you steal Wifi from, you poor flamer.
Person 1: *Sends friend request to Person 2*
~ 3 hours later ~
Person 2: *Accepts*
Person 1: Internet appeal +1
~ 3 hours later ~
Person 2: *Accepts*
Person 1: Internet appeal +1
by partyatmine38 February 10, 2010
Get the Internet Appealmug.