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Book Coma

When a person is so engrossed in a book they are unable to stop reading it until they finish the book.
She spend the entire day in a book coma, refusing to eat or take a break. When she got to the end and finally shut the book with a sigh of satisfaction, she realized she was starving and REALLY had to pee!
by Frael August 19, 2013
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book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.
" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"
by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013
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book of friends

Natsume Takashi found his grandma's, Natsume Reiko's book in an old box. Reiko would see Youkai/monsters/weird creatures, so she made this book out of her notebook. She used it for writing names of these creatures,so she could always call them. After she passed away, Natsume met Nyanko Sensei who isn't an actual cat. It's really fun watch Natsume Yuujinchou<3
Nyanko sensei: Do you have the book of friends?
*youkai steals it*
Natsume: THE BOOK OF FRIENDS!
by Sxxls_. June 9, 2021
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Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010
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Book Creeping

Using a cloaked and/or fake Facebook account to spy on people you know, often while claiming that you do not use Facebook.
That sick jerk I have a restraining order against just got caught book creeping all over my Facebook page.

I've got a little book creeping to do right now but when I'm done I can teach you how I use roofies
by Notintoracism June 15, 2016
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snuggle book

A schedule of the people you're going to be snuggling with. Most of the time written in calendar form so as not to double book two people the same day.
Jessica: Hey Nick, I want to come fall asleep in your arms.

Nick: My Snuggle Book is full until next Thursday, want me to pencil you in?
by Sonny741 September 2, 2016
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bash book

a book that you write bad/mean things bout people that you wouldn't say to their face and you pass it around to other people and and they add things about people
Did you see Passhun bash book she said you a ho. Really i thought we were friends will in Sidney book it say you a dyke
by Nayna December 8, 2004
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