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welfare water

Me and Dequarius bout to get us some welfare water at the store.
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mugged water

mugged water isn’t just any ordinary water. It has been neglected by society for centuries now. The time has come and it’s mugged water’s time to shine.
“Yo have you tried mugged water?”
Nah bro, can I try it though?”
“Ya, sure”
*sips water*
“Omg dude this is amazing!!!!!!!!”😱
“Ikr”
by Magnolia 123 May 23, 2020
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Dung-water

by Matino Spano July 31, 2020
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The Waters Effect

When your sister hooks up with your girlfriend and she becomes your escomo sibling.
I got hit with the waters effect this weekend how do I tell my Dad!
by Sanguinor August 29, 2020
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water squatter

Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.
Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.
by SteelerPP July 8, 2012
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Water Hoarder

A Northern Californian sports fan. Mainly the Giants and 49ers. A term created from Jim Romes sports radio show. Also see "Battery Chucker"

Relates to how most of the water in California is from Northern California via the aqueduct.
Look at all those Water hoarder nocals, i think i just saw one of them chuck a 9 volt right at the catcher, damn those battery chuckers!
by Lance Bangwell October 21, 2011
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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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