warm the bed

a phrase used to denote 'to have sex'.

She is a promiscuous woman who always tends to warm the bed with new men every night.

by uttam maharjan February 21, 2011

wish bed

A wish bed is a kind of bed, where you have this bed and you wish there was a girl/boy on it.

A wish bed is pretty much like the wish sandwich.

by schepi October 22, 2006

Bed Date

A bed date means meeting your friend-with-benefits for sex.

It sounds better than the more common terms like hook up or booty call.

A bed date is reserved for someone who you don't want as your girl/boyfriend, but you enjoy their friendship and the sex.

Feeling aroused, she went on a bed date with her one and only lover.

His bed date with her was well overdue. Everything about him screamed sexual frustration.

by SecretWhispers April 7, 2009

Shit The Bed

Pretty English I guess, an expression of complete suprise, or utter contempt at something that has passed. Similar to 'Christ on a bike', depending on the religious persuasions of assembled company.

Ie. When breaking a glass full of vodka: 'Shit the bed!'

Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!

SHIT THE BED!

by munchkim July 24, 2009

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010

General bed

A common and well known way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation imaginable, as in “in general”.

Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, NOT just sexual bed.

by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020

Bed dancer

Someone who contorts and moves to the rhythm or beat of their favourite songs whilst they are lying in their bed like a fat tired lard.

Why do you have to be such a bed dancer babe! Im trying to read my messages.

by Vox en tenebris October 28, 2018