swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".

Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Me? More like Swiss and Ham! April 12, 2021

Ham Train

A nickname for a man's penis.

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.

by popeamadeus June 08, 2010

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 07, 2021

Spicing the Ham

Spamming

Misa: Oh whats up?
Arasia: MISA!
Kistune: Here she goes Spicing the Ham again -.-

by Jellywool25 November 19, 2011

rubbing the ham

Women jacking off

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form

by The white knight February 10, 2015

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf February 13, 2011

west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI

british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away

by rozlarrr June 04, 2023