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Glazing

meat-riding someone relentlessly, but as praise and not hate. glazing can be used in many different ways and in all kinds of situations.
Mostafa: Yo, Amin is the best 3pt shooter I’ve ever seen. I bet I still can’t guard him even if he was on a wheelchair

Chris: You glazing right now bro
by mynameisjeffd February 7, 2023
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Glazed Munchkin

When you cum on someone's doorknob.
by The Glazer February 11, 2023
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Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom
by cracker February 22, 2023
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National glaze yo hb (Homeboy) day or L Mans day is a day where you glaze yo homeboy.

(Glazing is a form of being and L mans.)

Glaze= L mans

Hb= Homeboy

What is glazing you may ask? Glazing can root from: Over complementing yo hb or getting on his ahh about everything they do at every given moment.
National glaze yo hb day/L mans day

An example of glaze/ L mans to yo hb (Homeboy) is sending an embarrassing photo of them to a group chat or saying "Bruh ain't you still need my hotspot."
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The Sudanese Glazing

1. Being so proud of the fecal monster you have just unloaded, you decide to have a wank on top of the steaming mess.
Also
2. Someone that is so smug & into themselves, they would wank over their own shit.
1. My god, I just birthed the biggest mud-monkey in the toilet I decided to give it The Sudanese Glazing.

2. There's a guy that works in my office that is so into himself. He is beyond smelling his own farts, he performs The Sudanese Glazing after his short black every morning.
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Glaze (AI Glaze)

When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.

To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.

See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”
by jimbojonas April 15, 2025
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Glazing the eclair

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd
Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.
by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025
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