Fridge Slammer

A person who opens the fridge door and Puts their Penis in it then slams the fridge door shut, time and time again.

This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.

I was fitting a mooring for someones boat and after I laid it on the seabed,he could not see it from his Kitchen window, and I had to move it 2 metres....He such a fridge slammer....

by Dodgynoj November 17, 2009

Fridge-kidney

A water-filter pitcher kept in the refridgerator. Usually found with less than a full glass left in it.

You: "Hey who didn't fill up the Fridge-kidney when they used it last?"

by ThirstyHersh January 12, 2010

FOIDRGIS

FOIDRGIS = Found On Internet during random Google image search. Reply for when someone asks where you found an image that, indeed, you found during such a search.

My friend: "Where'd you find that picture of that dead Russian hooker?"

Me: "FOIDRGIS."

by angryfatgeek January 20, 2010

Friday Shadow

The beard stubble guys with weak facial hair grow when they only shave on the weekends. Like 5 o'clock shadow, except it takes all week to grow.

Guy 1: Dude, you got 5 o'clock shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.

by johndrock January 22, 2010

Fridayphoria

The euphoric feeling office workers get on Fridays in anticipation of the weekend. Causes daydreaming of weekend activities while driving and goofing off at work. A more extreme form of fridayitis.

While daydreaming in a fit of Fridayphoria of the next day's trip to the lake, Bobbi drifted into the next lane nearly hitting the driver behind her.

by SEinAZ October 11, 2010

Friday Dance

The dance you do on the last day of your work week..it's the get the hell outta dodge dance....see ya wouldn't wanta be ya....

Hey ya'll...it's my friday let's do the Friday Dance.....who's got the twister mat and gallon of wesson oil?

by Di's Space March 14, 2011

Friday Syndrome

When you have the urge to burst out in song singing "Friday", say phrases like we so excited in your vocabulary, say the word fun multiple times, act like captain obvious when its friday and you say yesterday was thursday, and your biggest life threatning problem is which seat you should take in your 13 year old friends convertable.

Sarah: We so excited because yesterday was thursday, and today is friday, and were gonna have fun fun fun fun because we going for a ride in my homeboys convertable even if I don't know which seat to take.

Ami: Fun Fun Fun Fun

Kylie: We so excited.

Tia: SHUT UP! You guys have an extreme case of friday syndrome.

by S monayyyyy!! April 12, 2011