Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too
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by YungYeeter21 April 4, 2019
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Student 1: have you met the new kid Ethan?
Student 2: no but I heard at his last school he treated girls like trash so I don't wanna get to know him.
Student 2: no but I heard at his last school he treated girls like trash so I don't wanna get to know him.
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