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emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.
My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...
by kforbs July 1, 2014
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Emotional Fetus

An adolescent male, Typically a jock who is prone to frequent temper- tantrums and/or yelling fits.
"Hey man, your shoe is untied"

"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"

"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"
by EmotionalFetus April 1, 2015
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emoticunt

1.A person, usually female, who uses emoticons passive aggressively.

2. A person who uses emoticons to imbue an otherwise benign message with hostility.

3. A person who uses emoticons to make an obnoxious message even more rude.
My girlfriend is such an emoticunt when she's mad- it's amazing how scathing a one-word text can be when you add some carefully selected emojis to the end of it.
by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 19, 2015
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emotionally crying

Emotionally crying is when someone doesn't physically cry but is sad and on the verge of crying, therefore they are emotionally crying.
Person 1: How you been recently?

Person 2: alright I guess, only emotionally crying now.
by NNJM9190 October 11, 2015
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emotional tornado

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.
Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.
by docec May 11, 2016
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Emotional Tofu

(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.

Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise

Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
by Palmo53 January 29, 2017
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egption monkey

A EGPTION MONKRY ID S MONKY WHO IS FROM EGYPT AND LEIKS TO STEAL ONES SOCKS
yo dat egption monkey just stole mah sock bruh!!!!!!!!!
by SLIMEBOI3000 May 29, 2017
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