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Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.
Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.
by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021
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wettest place on earth

Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth
by Inarelationshipwiddabest January 7, 2020
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Heaven On Earth

Calling a hoe, HOE. Very respectfully to the point they will thank you
Have a wonderful day, my Heaven On Earth.
by MUÑECO June 21, 2022
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earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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Google Earth

A 3d mapping program that allows you to see satellite images for every location in the world.
Google Earth is used for many things and i have used to get a better sense of your destination with street view
by CHORIANOPOULOS August 20, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
mugGet the Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)mug.

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