C.H.A.N.G.E.

an acronym for come help a nigger get elected

Obamas campaign is all about C.H.A.N.G.E.

by whitey 420 November 4, 2008

H.A.C.K.E.R.S.

Highly Advanced Computer Kids Entering Restricted Systems

to become a Hacker you must be a Highly Advanced Computer Kid that can Enter Restricted Systems.

by [e-mail] August 26, 2005

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Congratulations!!! You have now typed all variations of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and now you have put spaces in between them, you have reached peak boredness and gave up on finding actual entertainment when you are supposed to do an activity for school due tomorrow. I admire your dedication to finding excuses to not do your activities

Mom : Why are you not doing your assigned activities?
You : q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
Dog : Nani?!?!?!? I mean woof.

by Canimexis April 16, 2021

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r

Fuckin Retard

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded

by ShadBae July 30, 2018

A R S E

A term used by people who don’t like calling people straight out assholes.

Why do you need to be such an arse?

by Unnamed October 10, 2003

L.A.N.C.E.

An acronym that stands for Lying Ass Nigga Cheating Everyday. The term is well known from Kelly Rowland's girl group, June's Diary's single of the same name. A L.A.N.C.E. is a guy that will tell you that he loves you, but he tells that to every woman he comes into contact with. He will make you feel like a princess and shower you in gifts, but he's doing the same thing to other females behind your back. He will tell you you're the only one for him, but he's got a bunch of sidechicks and is lying to your face. If you discover that your man is a L.A.N.C.E. put your hands up and say "I don't want L.A.N.C.E...Don't want no lying ass nigga cheating everyday."

"Girl i thought he was a good one but he aint nothin but another L.A.N.C.E."

"He be on kitty to kitty and go from city to city so you if you think you're the only one, I'm sorry you're silly because he's a L.A.N.C.E."

by WoahDereD July 18, 2016