Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

dude bait

When a female makes a post on social media about dudes, with the intention of getting dudes to comment about how they are "not like all the other dudes".

Girl, that post is total dude bait!

by Grizco January 17, 2017

Dude mood

The moment a guy has after he completely satisfied not only his girl/guy but is also completely satisied his self.

It's a feeling only dudes know, "Dude Mood"

by Lastjesster February 21, 2017

Dude-Heavy

Term used to explain male to female ratio or masculine dominance

-Danny and Cameron

this Orgys really dude-heavy , Lets split

by Dude Heavy October 28, 2017

dude pond

Vagina of a whore

I fell into a dude pond last night

by Dildo Baggins December 13, 2017

dude hummus

A man's sperm

'man I think she is addicted to dude hummus, someone get her a cracker'

by Maxpowerballs December 22, 2017

Dude Zone

Worse than the friend zone usually used by guys

Girl: you look nice today. Guy: thanks Dude ...... Girl: I've been dude zoned....

by Wvhshmt February 15, 2018