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dude teach

A viral phrase used to express sarcastic submission to dumbasses who don't have a clue.

A phrase that has little to no meaning and is used simply to piss people off.
Douche: Last night I banged like twenty chicks!

Person: Dude teach
by Magister? Yes Felix? October 25, 2009
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Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.
Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."
by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010
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dude bait

When a female makes a post on social media about dudes, with the intention of getting dudes to comment about how they are "not like all the other dudes".
Girl, that post is total dude bait!
by Grizco January 17, 2017
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Dude mood

The moment a guy has after he completely satisfied not only his girl/guy but is also completely satisied his self.
It's a feeling only dudes know, "Dude Mood"
by Lastjesster February 21, 2017
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Dude-Heavy

Term used to explain male to female ratio or masculine dominance

-Danny and Cameron
this Orgys really dude-heavy , Lets split
by Dude Heavy October 28, 2017
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dude pond

I fell into a dude pond last night
by Dildo Baggins December 13, 2017
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dude hummus

'man I think she is addicted to dude hummus, someone get her a cracker'
by Maxpowerballs December 22, 2017
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