bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.

Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"

by Shevvi November 2, 2014

joy drunk

drunk like behavior displayed by non-drunk people who are so overjoyed about whatever it is they temporarily can't control themselves, and therefore can't behave according to socially prescribed norms.

the only time people are probably allowed to be joy drunk is either right after the birth of their child or when the heir to a royal family is born.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2015

Cannoli Drunk

The act of getting so ridiculously drunk that your friends will recount your antics for longer than you are comfortable with.

Dude, you were so belligerently drunk last night you were throwing cannolis at the dinner party.

I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.

I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.

by Beerisgood May 8, 2015

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.

"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

by Synanimous June 8, 2015

bipolar drunk

When a person is a very happy person, under normal circumstances, but as soon as he/she is intoxicated, flips the switch and becomes the most angry person alive. He or she may flip bar stools and tables, spill drinks, break glasses, tell you that you're a horrible person and walk out flipping off the entire bar. Next day, they tell you that you're the best person alive.

Nick is such a great guy, his only issue is he's a bipolar drunk.

by OmniVL June 16, 2015

chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

by chickendrunk4life September 8, 2016

protest drunk

When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.

"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey

by Barnburner3 June 30, 2017