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Dark Margaret

A sugar mommy for a middle aged man. Often useful during a midlife crisis
John: I think I might be having a midlife crisis, thinking about buying a new car or getting a piercing

Chris: get a Dark Margaret
by Winelover42069 September 6, 2021
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darisha

one word perfect
if i was to spend my last day with someone, it would be you, no second thinking first answer would be you just me and you nobody else youre THE person in my life the person i think about and smile. the person who always make me happy and is always there for me youre one of the most important people in my life without a doubt. ur the prettiest girl in the whole world an i mean it. and it’s not just your looks though. your beautiful smile, your perfect eyes your voice your height simply everything. everything is perfect about you even more than perfect. you are always asking me why i like you. is that even a question? theres so many reasons istg. i like you because you can bring me out of my sadness and make me the happiest boy in the world with just a smile. i love you because of how you make me feel even when you're not there but i love the small
things too like how my hand fits perfectly
in yours how nice and perfect your voice is and honestly i know im in love because i notice small things about you how pretty the colors of your eyes are how amazing your smile is. also when i'm able to make you laugh i feel so accomplished because i know that im the reason you smiled, and even when you tease the hell out of me i
love it every minute of it i love you okay
life is better with you the world is more beautiful the days are more fun moments are more precious i could go on and on but that would get boring in short stop having self complexes everyone loves you
mario: ayo what was her name again

me: oh you mean that perfect girl right there?
mario: yes what’s her name?
me: oh yeah that’s darisha
by jaehyun.prk November 21, 2021
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Dakshin

A smexy hawt young man, who is very nice with he elder population. Milfs love him, and so do dilfs. Some may say, a Dakshin is too sexy for your girl, too sexy for this ice. He’s not a businessman, he’s a business, man aka playa aka mr.statewide aka ur moms best friend.
What did you get on stockX? I got a 1 out of 1 Dakshin, I don’t need anything else.
by Unlucky247 November 24, 2021
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Dark Star

Also known as "Brown Star", "Brown Eye", most commonly known as "Butthole", or someone whos characteristics match those such as one.
"Man, that guy is such a Dark Star, he's definitely got a stick shoved up his Dark Star"
by Lolpopsicle December 6, 2021
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Dark Humor

by Bi Bob February 2, 2022
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Daksha

Chicken Gurl

- Hot

- Thicc

- Sexy

- Dreamy

- Perfect Gf

- But she will bully you

- Not a good person if she doesn't like you

- Note: Approach with caution
Person 1: Have you seen the new girl
Person 2: Daksha! Yeah she is so sexyyy.

Person 1: Oh my fucking god, Daksha is such a bitch.

Person 2: Yeah, she is so mean.
Person 3: Well, I'm her friend and she is really nice.
by That_One_Hot_Gay_Boy March 28, 2022
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Dark Garland

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”
by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022
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