The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.
A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .
by Truudat December 22, 2017
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by FCC rcbdro March 05, 2020
A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.
Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018
songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.
(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
by Ching chong lee February 27, 2023