Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your earlobe around another guys testicles and yell "Oof my scrotum tickles!"
Hey man you trynna finna cuddle nut?
by CuddleNutKing August 23, 2019
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Cuddle dehydration

The shrivelling of ones person after not getting love and cuddles.
Come upstairs quickly! I’m shrivelling up from cuddle dehydration (JAKE)
by Splodgiefram June 28, 2021
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Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster
Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.
by joecoolthefool March 03, 2017
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cuddle-holic

person 1 i've been thinking about it, all i'm excited for is the aftercare.

person 2 ... you really are a cuddle-holic.
by the_notebook May 29, 2024
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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!
by Lobizzle October 08, 2018
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