Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth

Look it’s michael crawshaw RUNN!!

by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024

Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.

Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks

by RealEinstien January 31, 2024

Collective Crewsader

Common code for white supremacist groups to describe themselves and identify each other, without being detected.

We are the collective crewsaders, but we hide in the shadows until the time for affirmative action.

by PhillyEagles1956 November 22, 2023

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.

Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.

by Frenchtard March 22, 2024

Terry crews

A beautiful black man who if I was straight I would marry

He is a gorgeous man who is in white chicks, brooklyn 99, and everybody hates chris

"Terry crews is my bae"

by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024

Chocolate Croissant

The Chocolate Croissant is where a man first vaginally fucks a woman until she is loose and then he proceeds to deficate into his hands and then shoves it inside of the vagina and then continues to fuck while the poop is inside so it flows out like when you take a bite of a Chocolate Croissant

Connor: *fucks izzy vaginally*
Izzy: now pull out and do the Chocolate Croissant on me
Connor: *Defecates and shoves it into her pussy*
Izzy: its so warm now contine fucking

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 30, 2026