Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

crack mints

mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark.

gimme them crack mints

by abbalabbalabbalabba December 5, 2007

Crack Bitch

A term for a female that is VERY annoying, usually most people in the friend group hate them(if they are even part of the friend group)

Person 1: Natalia is such a crack bitch, I bet she is a whore
Person 2: You bet, her mom is a whore too.

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

crack body

When a woman has a nice toned/skinny body that seems to of been shaped with drugs and malnutrition, rather that a workout

That womans got a crack body

by young mad hatter July 2, 2014

crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you

There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."

by night shift March 11, 2014

Cardiff Crack

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.

Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.

by JDENIC February 9, 2014

German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.

Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.

by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016