coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013

cracker lip

To hit a joint or blunt and keep it dry. Not wetting the paper or tobacco.

Hey man come over here and hit this shit. Make sure to Cracker Lip it so it stays dry!

by Seantheripper September 22, 2021

Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021

what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

by Melanie November 15, 2003

cracker eater

Cracker eater is a person who you just hate, but don't have a huge reason to. You hate every little thing they do. So they can just be sitting down eating crackers and you are hating them for that. You bitterly think, look at that bitch over there eating crackers.

Person 1: Why do you hate her? She's not the nicest person but she really never did anything to me or any of your friends.
Person 2: She's just one of those cracker eaters.

by Hobochan March 23, 2017

crackery cracker

A racist (toward black people) white person who does crack and talk sh*t about black people being slaves.

JAYDEN:I hate all the balcks! They all deserve to be slaves. *smokes crack* *blabbers on*
ANNA: YOU'RE A CRACKERY CRACKER WHY SHOULD ANYONE LISTEN TO YOU
JAYDEN: you smell of fish, shut up.

by alicewashere_ March 3, 2022