cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.

I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.

by Crackapunch June 24, 2014

moyster crackers

To eat ass with crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers

by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013

coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

cracker lip

To hit a joint or blunt and keep it dry. Not wetting the paper or tobacco.

Hey man come over here and hit this shit. Make sure to Cracker Lip it so it stays dry!

by Seantheripper September 22, 2021

Cracker straggot

The opposite of nigger faggot

Person 1: Alex is a stupid cracker straggot
Person 2: I agree

by Schubert64 November 27, 2021

Cracker Tweak

A high strung white person high on methamphetamine. They usually have sores on their face and missing teeth. Often times resembling a zombie.

Look at that Cracker Tweak standing on the street corner selling herself for a hit.

by CyberWolfm636 January 8, 2020