CoNdom

A balloon for adults.

Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!

by Fortniter Games And More December 9, 2018

condomologist

Someone who doesn’t study condoms but buys several packages or boxes of condoms of different sizes and brands to test the feel of each individual condom on their dick.

Jack recently became a condomologist and practiced in his bedroom.

by unknown ept March 28, 2019

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Condom

Something your parents didn't use

Your here because your parents forgot the condom

by Loading...12% September 10, 2019

Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

by Eyad, the weird kid December 8, 2019

comomedy

Saying this word will result in extreme laughter.

P1: hey have you heard of the word on the street?
P2: what is it?
P1: comomedy
P2: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by lucio_main September 4, 2020

Condom

The original "Son" block

Ah shit, the condom just broke.

by anonymous September 23, 2021