clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.

The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.

by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.

Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?

by Jeff Ries March 19, 2007

clown bag

A person who overcompensates in a professional environment.

That art director is a clown bag.

by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009

clown the rice

To mess up badly. An unsuccessful attempt.

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.

Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.

by Pieteman January 14, 2014

clown fire

A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.

This project is a complete clown fire.

by skebo5150 January 10, 2019

windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.

I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.

by Chip Control August 23, 2018