close the pool

"close the pool" refers to a time when the web site "ebaums world" tried to raid the website "habbo hotel" many African American's human rights were infringed upon.

"Lets close the pool brothers"

by Anonymous­e November 26, 2007

Clogged Toilet

the sex act of stuffing multiple oranges or other spherical fruits into the vagina, then scrubbing the vaginal walls with a toilet brush

The tangelos I ate from the clogged toilet didn't taste very good

by HattoriHanzo October 31, 2011

close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

Cum clogger

this occurs when you cum so much into the vagina it gets clogged. can be fatal if cum dries.

dude i had such i huge load last night, it was the best cum clogger ever!

by nate brookens February 18, 2008

Clogging

1)Whilst farting a turtle head pops out stopping the fart hence clogging your fart into your ass.

2)The act of clogging up someones ass with an inaniment object such as a broom handle or a pool cue.2

1) Fuckin' A clogging sucks.

2) If you eat my burrito you're going to the worst clogging of your life time.

by -Forrest August 14, 2007

close the curtain

To turn up the volume on the tv, refering to volume signal that pops up on the screen that slides to the right. Opposite to open the curtain witch is to turn down the tv

Ice I can't hear the badgers close the curtain.

by Gordy Pugh April 21, 2006

Eyes:Closed

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist

The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.

by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011