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Jesus Christ

The name GOD gave to his word when he came to the world.
Jesus Christ is the way, truth and life.
by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023
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Jesus Christ

(To the developers: this is part one)

1) First I will prove God exists. For the sake of the argument, I will be using science. According to the principle of the conservation of energy, energy remains constant and cannot be destroyed or created. This means that there is effectively zero chance of the universe existing in the first place because, before the Big Bang, there was nothing. In other words, for the universe to be created, someone must have created the energy possible for its creation. Also, that same someone has to be above physical laws, because as per the principle of conservation of energy, energy can't be created. This means that there has to be a God because the universe started from nothing, when no energy existed and the person who made the universe must also be very powerful, considering he is above the laws that transcend the universe. Also, Mendel's law of inheritance completes my point, as it explains why certain characteristics are passed down from generation to generation. Put simply, the ascendant takes after the descendant. Therefore, if we know there is a creator, then that creator must resemble its creation. Science says the universe is infinite, so the creator must also be infinite. The universe entails terrifying powers like black holes, so the creator must also be all-powerful. With the keywords infinite and all-powerful, we have described God.
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Resurrection of Christ

A spiritual sexual act, used to assert dominance on the Mormons. To complete the holy act, you will need a flash light, and a crucifix. Once you have convinced the dirty Mormon girl to bless you with her precious womb, you will position her into the “doggy” position. (You must ensure the room is completely dark) as you proceed to pound away, you sneak out the flash light and crucifix. With Cheetah like speed you turn on the flashlight and jam it into her anal cavity, to where the light is shining into your face, and proceed to raise the cross above your head, announcing that Jesus has been resurrected.
“As the light of holiness touched my face, and the cross was above my head, she coward in fear. For Jesus had been rebirth’Ed in her womb. The “Resurrection of Christ.”
by Daddydamon94 January 20, 2021
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Central Avenue Church Of Christ

An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.
Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.
by TheWhistleblower June 7, 2018
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Hands of Christ

Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.
"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."

"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"
by loza569 January 20, 2009
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Jesus Christ

This is the first part(same guy like before)

1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.

You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
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Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents
He crossed right when a car was coming
YOU: Jesus Christ!
by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023
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