Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003

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Choke her till she pukes

The act of the choking of ains. Seth must scream profanity’s and boom down the stairs while gripping her cell phone to the beat of a bon jovi song. Grab her throat and give her the shake and bake. Then you proceeed to choke her at a 90 degree angle. Therefore you will choke her till she pukes.

Well Bill did Seth really choke her till she puked?

Fuckin’ A rights he did bud-choke her till she pukes

by DirtyPopper288 May 22, 2021

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Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

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Choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji

It is these three emoji's in order. The shocked emoji, you know the one with the blue head and the hands are on its face, the spit emoji but it has the be the one with three drops and finally to finish it off you have the tongue emoji, which represents its mouth. Now to actually define this combo. It is referred to a male or female and bitch is used broadly. Yes its vulgar and its meant to because, creativity and freedom of speech. It may also be used if you are secretly coding something to you significant other to do later on in the evening ;), in other words its a fetish in a emoji form!

P1: Dont piss me off

P2: (enter choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji)
P1: What the Fuck is that?
P2: Thats what im going to do to you in emoji form of an emoji!

by Not Jack :) March 03, 2017

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Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.

Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care

by Blu_leef December 01, 2022

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