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dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips
Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups
by skankpuss September 5, 2020
mugGet the dick and chipsmug.

tata chips

by Ladyowen February 17, 2018
mugGet the tata chipsmug.

Bowser chip

When a hot chip is inserted into the foreskin of a penis then eaten by another person
The bowser chips are pretty tangy dude
by Text train October 12, 2015
mugGet the Bowser chipmug.

decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around
"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"
by Penny Flame June 28, 2008
mugGet the decrepit chipsmug.

Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021
mugGet the Covid Chipsmug.

chips & salsa

mugGet the chips & salsamug.

chip the brick

Chip a brick of marijuana to make dat money
all I do is chip the brick to make a living
by Pedglo May 1, 2016
mugGet the chip the brickmug.

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