chinese kamikaze

1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.

The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.

Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?

by 370 e August 3, 2010

Chinese Firecracker

A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.

I gave her a Chinese Firecracker last night

by wordplay71 July 16, 2015

Chinese helicopter

Its a sex act when you put you're nuts inside a woman's asshole and start spinning like a helicopter

"Hey Greg did you try the Chinese helicopter on you're girl last night?"
"Yes I did bro it was awesome"

by SupBro787 November 17, 2017

Chinese Hangover

Being sick after eating Chinese food, usually at a newly discovered restaurant or one of ill repute. Phrase originally coined by Rusty of Charlotte, NC

Man, I've got to stop this binging. I'm suffering from the *worst* Chinese Hangover.

by Rusty Atkins January 13, 2009

mainland chinese

A mainland Chinese is someone who is Chinese ofc and is rich kind of like an international student

"Do you see that azn guy right there he has a Louis Vuitton bag and Yeezies"
"Bro he's probably a mainland Chinese"

by JisungPwark November 2, 2019

Chinese Blowjob

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Blowjob I got the other night sure was amazing!

by Fetchinator September 10, 2006

A Chinese Wisper

When a little chinese man (best done when their under 5 ft) lures a random black guy down to the subway at 3 am then says he has something to tell the black guy. So the black guy will bend over to hear but the china man blowsw his load in the black guys ear and sticks him to the seat using sticky sweet and sour sauce. Then lectures him on maths, accounting and how to use a scientific calculator. Then pulls out a pipe starts smoking it and dancing like an irish man.

Bruce Lee will give Charlie and Billy a Chinese Wisper.

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007