Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve

Brah, that snow is straight Carl

by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022

Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.

I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...

by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

Creepy Carl

A man who lurk around your house at night peeping in windows. He's known for leaving inconspicuous cameras to spy on you in the shower and walking up to random strangers and asking them if they want to touch his wood.

Person 1: what's wrong with that guy? He's just lurking around.
Person 2: Yeah I saw him peeking in windows last night. And he just asked that random girl to touch his wood!"
Person 1: OMG, what a Creepy Carl!

by Profound Observations July 10, 2025

Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him

You are like a grant james carling; GREAT

by IwasHereonce November 12, 2023

Carl

Carl is a big ass hoe, he has sweat stains, his ankles are also swollen and he eats all the kfc chicken like the big ass bitch he is and he killed our son micheal by sitting on him.

Carl is fat and gay

by Bigbootyadri445 November 28, 2021

jacob carl

Baldieee

Baldiieew Jacob carl

by Jacob CARL cardona January 19, 2020