by CRAFTYKAREN June 6, 2022
Get the Big daddy carl mug.Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.
Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Get the Carl Support mug.Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019
Get the Carl mug.At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
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Get the Carl mug.World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.
People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.
word to ya moms.
People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.
word to ya moms.
Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard
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