basically one amazing person who is such a bueno amigo that between a billion dollars and her, people would choose her. she's smol but she'll rape you in a fucking flash and will start blasting joji while she's totally resizing all of your holes. me and her have raped and will rape countless kids on roblox, so don't doubt our vicious rape ability. she graduated top of her class in the rape academy and is essentially /THE RAPIST./ Other than her rapey history, she is loyal beyond belief, loves her friends and hates anything related to education. although she denies it she's like 900 iq and is damn cool. she loves her emoticons (.u.) and alongside her rape degree, owns a PHD in emoticons. but she's actually pretty damn sweet and can't bring herself to kill an ant lmao. long story short caitlyn is a rape god in 5'' 3' package, is mind-blowing loyal and honestly is someone you can relate to so much. she's worth a quadrillion dollars
person 1: oh shit dude run, its caitlyn
person 2: rUN RUN RUN SHES GOING TO RESIZE US LIKE SHE DID THE ENTIRE GRADUATING ELEMENTARY CLASS OF 2018
person 1 and 2: *run*
caitlyn: *teleports behind them* yARDI KNOW
person 1 and 2 were found dead, cause of death found to be their assholes resized an inch too much.
person 2: rUN RUN RUN SHES GOING TO RESIZE US LIKE SHE DID THE ENTIRE GRADUATING ELEMENTARY CLASS OF 2018
person 1 and 2: *run*
caitlyn: *teleports behind them* yARDI KNOW
person 1 and 2 were found dead, cause of death found to be their assholes resized an inch too much.
by pescado_tortuga March 19, 2019
Get the Caitlyn mug.Any incredibly creepy fat girl who covers her lame ass Myspace page with many pictures of random "friends" to give the illusion that she is popular and tries to make herself seem desirable by texting everyone that she is at a party, when she is actually sitting on the computer adding strangers to build up her friend's list.
She also constantly stalks the boy she likes, even though he has a pretty girlfriend, (who will probably threaten to beat her ass in the future if she does not stop.)
She also constantly stalks the boy she likes, even though he has a pretty girlfriend, (who will probably threaten to beat her ass in the future if she does not stop.)
by hangoutwithurwangout July 13, 2009
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"Dude, did Jack screw that chick he was with last night?"
"I dunno, but you saw the Mark of Cain he's been flaunting."
"Hey, I'm digging the Mark of Cain."
"Yeah. I think my gf's a vampire, actually."
"I dunno, but you saw the Mark of Cain he's been flaunting."
"Hey, I'm digging the Mark of Cain."
"Yeah. I think my gf's a vampire, actually."
by Actaeus November 1, 2009
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Get the Caitlin mug.One of the 135 ways of spelling the name. If you have this name. Your parents are basic and I am so sorry. You're probably from an overprivilaged white family. Church goers. From some suburban small town. I know. It's okay. I understand.
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by Sean Harrington January 16, 2005
Get the crunk caitlin mug.saying you are something but its only half way true. it is known as cain velasquez because he is the "first mexican heavyweight champion" when he was born in salinas, ca and has always lived in the U.S. he is an american of mexican decent not a mexican. therefore he is posing himself as something hes not.
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