Bitch load

A unit of measurement roughly equivalent to the weight an average woman is barely able to carry, yet a weight that she could carry all day. 1,000,000 Bitch loads = .5 Man loads.

Yo Bailey. I have Bitch loads of homework tonight. It will be done in two seconds.

by BigJohnAndTheBoys April 17, 2011

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

load juggler

A person skilled in the art of juggling several objects held in the hands, blanced on the arms and against the chest etc. To make the load more bearable or to put something down, the load juggler will shift different objects around his body. Such a practise is called load juggling. Skilled load jugglers can often slip things into their pockets, overturn the whole load and even throw a few objects in the air whilst shifting the rest around in the hands before catching them.

"Wow, check out that load juggler across the street. Those objects seem alive in his hands!"

by kikumbob September 17, 2005

Fuck Load

Fuck Load- A massive load of cum after a mighty bj

Tammie gave Jerry a mighty bj and ate his massive fuck load.

by fuckoffyougutterslut February 11, 2014

Clover Load

When you're about to cum and the lucky charms leprechaun jumps out of your dick and cunt punts your girl then jumps back into your balls.

This bitch was after my lucky charms so I gave her a clover load.

by Fuckyouimfunny February 4, 2017

shit load

The amount of anything it would take to fill YOUR toilet up to breech the water level.

DAMN that is a shit load of SHIT!

by THEKosherDillWhole May 14, 2009

mother load

The slurry excreted from a female when she has a massive period.

Wade: The girls were real bitches at tea tonight.

Ian: Must be the mother load.

by johnbarker November 1, 2004