Sorry Bus

Bus that is not in service and displays "Sorry Out Of Service" on its destination sign.

Dammit, I've been waiting 25 minutes and the only ones that have gone by are Sorry Buses.

by TTZork January 8, 2008

Bus Drama

A live show on the bus (alt., on the train) put on by crazy or outspoken people (see, "Busnuts") who feel the need to act out their private junk on the bus, talk to the voices in their heads, or just generally make a scene for the enjoyment of others, on public transportation.

I saw a bus drama today when some busnut started yelling at a tourist for bumping into him.

by michaelp August 16, 2011

driving the bus

Throwing up (vomiting) into a toilet. So-called because your firm grasp on the rim resembles the bus-driver clutching his/her steering wheel.

The heat, the food, and the drinks combined in a bad way. I ran inside from the barbeque and started driving the bus.

by GoFigure September 22, 2005

Bus Stopping

The act of, while at a bus stop, making out with a member of the opposite sex after a night of heavy drinking. Said encounter may or may not involve an exchange of phone numbers, names, or seeing the person for longer than five minutes (of which, at least 90% of the time should be spent making out)

Tim Pitzer frequently enjoys bus stopping girls.

by t.pitza October 23, 2008

School Bus

A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)

So in conclusion, fuck the bus.

School Bus Driver: chdren we gunna b in skoole on time....o shitz i taked wrong turnz

Kids : OH FUCK

by Derek12266 October 24, 2009

Fuck the Bus

A bad ass drinking game. The rules are as follows:
• Pour shots
• Let the game master draw 5 cards from a deck of cards (they must not show you)
• Before he places the cards one by one, guess whether the card is a number or suit, and what colour it is (Red or black)
• For every wrong answer take a shot
• If you guess correctly multiple times then guess incorrectly, you must take as many shots as the cards you guessed correctly (e.g *guesses 4 correct cards* the fifth is wrong = take 4 shots)

Wes: "dude.. Wanna play fuck the bus?
Marc: "shit, hell yeah!"
(5 minutes later)
Marc: "no mreor broi, I'm toO fuckged up"

by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015

Gus Bus

The Gus Bus is Gustavo Sorola, the voice of Simmons of Red vs Blue, but the term Gus Bus came from a comic strip from Penny Arcade. (PAX)

"The Gus Bus never runs out of gas"

"Who will wrestle Gus?"

by Caboose343 October 23, 2005