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ex-boyfriend

He has become this term of "ex-boyfriend" as he has the unnatural ability to judge and assume and does not allow the innocent party to defend or explain her acts at which Mr. Arrogant is so upset about; to which she does not find the desire within to attempt to eplain anymore as it is clearly not worth it, and she has bigger and better prospects in her life now to fulfil and occupy her.
As stated above, the female party in this subject does not wish to examplify, and therefore to a degree explain as she would not give the "ex-boyfriend" the satisfaction. She knows she is correct and innocent, he has no idea what actually happened but rathar is relying upon assumption, therefore he can go on believing he is righteous and be happy within himself and his decisions.
by Monnie May 17, 2006
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Vsco boyfriend

Basically the guy you want put he prob doesn’t exist. He takes your scrunchies and gives you his hoodies. Texts you all night. Wants to take you on cute adventures. Is basically your best friend.
by yavscogirl June 27, 2019
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sudo boyfriend

A 13 year old boy from the internet that you are dating. Also could be a geeky controlling guy that gets what he wants.
my sudo boyfriend just made me make him a sandwich
by blkice September 11, 2010
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Boyfriend tax

The price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. Example: Cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. Occasionally reciprocation for oral sex/blow jobs.
Boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but I can't pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.
by cv rebelchick October 2, 2016
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Shelley's boyfriend

The victim of a very tragic twist of fate in which God deems someone just too god damn sexy for his/her (in this case "his") own good, and thus gives him a tragic flaw. In Shelly's boyfriend's example, this tragic flaw is the inability to wear sleeves, EVER. As a result his arms are at a constant freezing temperature, and he has to hold onto his girlfriend Shelly for warmth.
Dude I feel so sorry for that guy, that's a real Shelly's Boyfriend if i've ever seen it. But boy, he sure is hot.
by LAURE ST. GEORGES September 15, 2003
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Boyfriend Of Instagram

One is considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', who willingly and knowingly submits to his partner's request for either a squad photo of their drunk-ass friends or simply a solo photoshoot of themselves, all in an effort to fulfill their insatiable desire for the perfect picture. One is also considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', if the same "low-speed" action is committed with an other drunk squad of girls/guys that may or may not be the subject's significant other.
"I totally exposed that 'Boyfriend of Instagram' at the beach the other day.
by George Kush 42069 February 26, 2018
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Fantasy boyfriend

That perfect guy you want but can't have for real because one or both of you are attached to someone else.
He was 6 ft tall, had a great bod, and was funny, warm, and sweet. Alas, I had to resign him to the ranks of a fantasy boyfriend because I didn't want to cheat on my guy.
by spiritygirl38 July 20, 2010
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