diahrrea bong

a bong or water pipe that utializes diahrrea in the place of water to filter smoke

"Phil played the ultimate prank on Jorge by tricking him into smoking a diahrrea bong"

by Sausages Mahoney September 22, 2006

bong water

a item used in the daily ritual of drinking.

'alright yea so that was uhm- that was my SWEET BONG WATER drinking ROlePLAY I think I'll have one more *Sharp inhale* SiP *slUuruURUurP* *gurgle?* *GulP*
well anywaYS i hope u guys ENjoYED it *BreATHE* make sure to likeuh, comment and

supplies'

by Sarichi's Son November 15, 2020

Bong Spigget

when a crack fiend wants to get a girls attention

Crack Fiend says "Bong Spigget" Girl runs away and says GO FOR COVER GO FOR COVER!
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by dollasz March 21, 2009

Bong Probation

First time smoker or experienced smoker when they inhale they cough up all the smoke and accidentally blow out the current bowl.

Tim inhales smoke out of the bong and coughs therefore blowing air into the bong and loses the current bowl.
Then Jerry says wow you dropped the bowl your on "bong probation"

by BobbyeB August 2, 2009

ha-bong

1. An expression of amusement when someone says, "bong".

2. The sound of hitting someone with a frying pan. See Tangled (Disney, 2010) for reference.

Person 1: Heheheheh! I totally OWN you!! Heheheheh!

Person 2: Ha-bong!!

Person 1: Ouch.

by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010

magic bong

a hit from a bong when the weed is positioned deep in the slide to the point where it can't be seen. Because of this it seems that you are getting a hit when there is no weed present.

"Is there any left?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I checked. I"m sure."
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"Wow, there was a lot left! Where'd you find that magic bong?"
"In your mom's house."

by blanketman October 28, 2009

Bong Hopper

The act of breaking your Bong or Water Pipe and then asking to simply barrow your friends Bong. When he/she grants you permission you take said Pipe, use it then take a very smelly shit in their bong. Then return their bong back to them.

Ah man stupid Peter let me barrow his Bong! I'm going to play Bong Hopper with him and make his life shit!

by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010