by steve December 9, 2003
Get the Blind Pigmug. noun: When you forget to wear your glasses and you are walking around a public setting. You see your old flame . He/She says hello to you and you tell Him/Her to go fuck themselves. Later you realize that it was not your old flame that said hello and that he/she was talking to someone else behind you. The momentary blindness gave you the courage to say what you felt.
Guy1 walks into a bookstore
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.
by killingkarma92 March 14, 2011
Get the Blind Ambitionmug. When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.
Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.
by R. Swanson May 7, 2018
Get the Boner Blindmug. While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.
“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
by Young Jazo December 5, 2019
Get the Blind Batmug. by Fishnetbrew November 7, 2020
Get the Blind Jaguarmug. A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.
Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"
by baker808 January 22, 2010
Get the number blindmug. -childfree
- not having any children, especially by choice.
- denoting an environment, event, etc. from which children are excluded or absent.
Originally, 'blind tiger' is another name for a 'speakeasy.' A place or situation without children: a child-free establishment. A childfree couple/hotel/lifestyle. Adults-only environments.
- not having any children, especially by choice.
- denoting an environment, event, etc. from which children are excluded or absent.
Originally, 'blind tiger' is another name for a 'speakeasy.' A place or situation without children: a child-free establishment. A childfree couple/hotel/lifestyle. Adults-only environments.
My husband and I went to a luxury resort with blind tiger amenities.
Virgin Voyages is well-known for being a blind tiger cruise line and offers adults-only experiences.
Virgin Voyages is well-known for being a blind tiger cruise line and offers adults-only experiences.
by Dan_MD September 27, 2023
Get the blind tigermug.