Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

by Meesofat June 1, 2020

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020

Let's Blake

that's latvian humor from latvian television show for on the chemodans where one drunk guy says let's blaze but other says let's blake

ansis: this song is very good, you might get the zelta microphone for this
Edavārdi: YEEAHHH, LET'S BLAKE!!

by Kapiushon June 17, 2022

Dirt Bike

A two or four stoke motor propelled vehicle..and the loud noise associated with them is because of legal modifications to the exhaust normally a Super Trapp www.supertrapp.com

Hey dude what the bleep was thatdirt bike whizzes by..!!

I think that was one of them hopped up super trapp dirt bikes!

by dirtbikerider April 11, 2009

Excite Bike

A consistent, reoccurring "hook-up" with a less than desirable or tolerable member of the opposite sex. Some one that seems like a good idea to have over at 2 am, but you end up regretting when they are still there at 8 am.

Damn Steve, you need to stop having Jill over, she is an excite bike, and as such sucks when she is not naked and having sex with you.

by A.J. Walnut January 20, 2011

Ride Bikes

To smoke weed. Riding being the act of getting high or smoking, and Bikes being the weed. Regular adjectives are used do describe the quality of the bikes. Originated in Conifer, Colorado.

Dude, Zach, Lets go Ride Bikes after class.
-Can we ride at your house?
Yeh sure But I dont have very many bikes, or any good bikes.
-Ok ill bring my bikes.

by ZipFiz-Conifer Kid December 10, 2008

James Blake

a very talented tennis player who could quite possibly be the sexiest man alive. Also, one of the few people who can make dreads look goooood.

Damnit, just marry me already James Blake.

by greengoddess August 20, 2006