bertrand

an extremely fat homo who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.

should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)

thinks he can someday have sex but is toooo fat to do so.

OMG that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?

by Shorty747 February 16, 2008

bertha

a big hefty whacking stick wrapped in barb wire, commonly used by child {poggerers} in Bean

Bradley should have used Bertha when he got jumped in Bean

by AsHoK February 12, 2004

Berty

Trashy, stupid-faced, uncouth, definitely Grundy

Bro could that guy be any more Berty?

by Jbomb718 March 19, 2015

Big Bertha

noun. big nasty dog-lookin' fat bitch.

Damn, that big bertha bitch is HUGE! :O

Big Bertha a.k.a. BIG BERFA!

by Pachicano1122 November 13, 2011

bertuzzi

To make a mistake like every other human being does.

I made a bertuzzi today, I broke the plate while washing the dishes, but I told mom the truth and she forgave me.

by tru August 26, 2004

bertie bean

Ecstasy pill

want a bean?

by liberty September 18, 2003

Bertie Pie

similar to an upper decker. However, this special surprise comes with a broken/dismantled 'flush-to-flapper' chain, enabling the Bertie Pie to be enjoyed for a much longer time.

"Hey man, someone get the stick because someone left a huge Bertie Pie in the toilet tank and I can't seem to find the chain!"

by SquidBerticus February 26, 2010