Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

ass beater

An insult to your friends, calling them a beater of the ass.

Brandon to a DJ (being their friend) “You’re such an ass beater!”

by 707_Saeyoung August 24, 2019

deserved better

Jeff Atkins and Hannah Baker

"Name the two people who deserved better"

by hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahah April 15, 2017

The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011

Beiter

A term describing someone who is stuck up with an attitude. A Beiter tends to look down on people for no reason at all and is quick to respond to questions or statements with a smart ass answer.

What's your problem tonight? You are acting like a Beiter!

by GoogleMaster November 7, 2006

You better call Tyrone with that mess!

When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.

Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!

by Spellchiker May 16, 2007