second base

In non perverted terms, the base diagonal from home plate in baseball.

He just ran past second base, and is quickly headed for third.

by Mido-chan June 27, 2007

basehead

Someone who is addicted to freebase cocaine, not to be confused with crack.

"Lenny, the basehead, smoked all of my coke!"

by TehKold April 19, 2006

reality-based community

Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.

Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.

by Xyzzy January 18, 2005

100000th base

When Mars has sex with earth and creates Saturn and the hubble telescope is used as a dildo for the sun

The universe was created by a 100000th base

by The Hybrid Asian February 10, 2014

Church Basement

When you're fingering a chubby girl in the basement of a church and when almost caught u jerk ur hand out so quickly u rip out a significant chunk of her pubic hair. Later, u realize u may have actually been in her butthole because you have stank fingers

Tyler clapped his hands together sending a cloud of stink out like he'd been pulling a church basement.

by Trash Bear June 2, 2017

24th Base

To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it

"Heyi got to 24th base last night"
"Fuck Off You Freak"

by Keith Cheeseman April 3, 2009

sixth base

To immediately knock your sexual partner unconscious after sealing the deal on fifth base (anal)

"Yeah, I totally reached sixth base (six-based) her in the back of the head afterwards and got the hell out of there"

by Tim Gruich October 6, 2008