Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə November 23, 2015

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 28, 2011

Obedient Baker

When someone replies they'll do something in a sarcastic manner

Matt - Go fuck yourself
Sam - Okay I will
Matt - You 'obedient baker'

by daaaleisdav December 16, 2011

Ohio Baker

even saying this word destroys multiverses, its very powerful.

he is a Ohio Baker

by MarsmarsianE July 08, 2023

Gen Baker

A girl who is pregnant but wants to be bent over the hood of a celebrity’s mustang still.

“Hey my name is Gen Baker and I really want you to bend me over the hood of your 67 mustang. Also I am pregnant.”

by Gen’s soon to be lover July 30, 2018

Andrew Baker

Andrew Baker, Also Known as Dwightisbad01 is a steam gamer, and the founder of the penis gang, which is a very lethal gang from Minnesota, who uses extra penetrating bullets, and is comparable to Adolf Hitler

Andrew Baker is a gangster / pro gamer
Person 2: Who Tf is andrew baker

by Moonman's MacTonight November 28, 2022

Arthur baker

Owner of the game bloxd.io
quite well known site for free minecraft. Related to Jeffrey epstein.

Person 1:"Have you heard of bloxd.io?"

Person 2: "Yeah its made by Arthur baker!"

by Eopspre December 30, 2023