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Drinking the bag

The act of fucking up, or making a moderately huge mistake.

Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it
Person1 : "You were really drunk last night.. you puked in my shoe!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..."
Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!"
Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!"
by iamllama89 June 8, 2009
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Bag ketchup

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"
Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"
by somedayiwillbeoneless June 5, 2011
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tuna bag

My grandma buys me tuna bags every Christmas.
by Iggy Marie May 2, 2019
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Gravy bag

A condom AKA a thin rubber sheath worn on a man's penis during sexual intercourse as a contraceptive or as protection against infection pregnancy and STIs.
"I just came in a gravy bag"
"Gravy bags prevent pregnancy and STIs"
by Bitty15 November 14, 2018
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bag of hurt

Something that is complex and riddled too many issues to be workable. Fraught with uncertainties. A 'do it at your own risk' thing.

Steve Jobs famously called Blu-ray, a bag of hurt when asked if Apple planned to include a Blu-ray drive in their Macs. This was when the HD-DVD vs Blu-ray format-war was still unresolved and there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding the technology
1. AMD processors and Hackintosh? That's a bag of hurt.

2. Internet Explorer and CSS 3? That's a bag of hurt.
by Vulturo September 30, 2009
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Bag city

When the pants a female is wearing are particularly saggy and are not tight around her body. (She has a small booty)
i cant beleive your dating that girl when she has bag city!
by Slamminghogs69 April 1, 2019
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Mud Bagging

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the nutbag, hence covering the sack in poo

similar to mud flaps (feminine)
friend: hey joe, whats that smell?

mudbagger: sorry buddy, i just did some heavy mud bagging.
by Dick Champ May 22, 2011
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