Back Napkin

The small patch of hair above your ass.

John used his girlfriends back napkin to wipe himself off after sex.

by SnoNick October 26, 2008

bacon weave

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.

Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.

by C Wiggles January 29, 2009

back ass road

A road that is not simply a back road, but one that is so deep into the middle of nowhere that it deserves the word "ass" in between.

"Where you at?" "I dunno, some back ass road I can't believe I have service."

by I'll be damned June 21, 2009

Back Door Fonzie

The fine art of slipping a thumb in the anus.

Yo Jerry, I was screwing this skank from Chalmette and I gave her the Back Door Fonzie. She didn't even flinch!!

by RENO666 September 5, 2009

Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

BACON TO MY EARS

BACON TO MY EARS

When you hear a great song on the radio, and you love bacon, this phrase is appropriate. Similar to organasm of the mouth, or fiesta in your mouth, when you eat something especially delicious.

Wow, that song is bacon to my ears!
Yeah, I can smell, taste, and hear it sizzling now!

by suzcruz January 22, 2010

Back to the dugout

Anal sex, also known as 5th base.

dude she wanted me to go back to the dugout after 4th base

by luke334 December 24, 2010