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Awkward Barrier 

A moment in any relationship where awkwardness is clearly present.
You can clearly see the awkwardness in conversations such as this below.

Guy: ._. I have no idea what to say.. We haven't broken the awkward barrier yet. And I'm totally gonna define "awkward barrier" right now :]
Girl: Awesome. Do it.
Guy: I will.
Girl: Awesome. Lmao
Guy: It's awesome how you use the word "awesome" a lot..
Awkward Barrier by TheOppositeOfYou November 20, 2011

Awkward camp moment 

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler
Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
Awkward camp moment by HohefStalin December 26, 2011

Awkward snuggling 

when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves
Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move
Awkward snuggling by wong tong soup December 30, 2011

Awkward Coma 

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation
"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"
Awkward Coma by Umbella December 27, 2011

Awkward Bromley 

In Edinburgh when a lad from the South of England does something anti-banterous lads from Scotland will chant 'Awkward Bromley' whilst dropping one hand in a queer motion and making an England flag cross with the other
Ryan: Want to go and see the Dundee game?
James: Nah, I'm better than that, I'm from England, I'll watch the rugby instead.
Ryan: Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley...

awkward ball 

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"
Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.
awkward ball by Crier98999 December 10, 2012