Ashton

A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton

Also pretty sure they're all gay.

billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"

by lakenbacon October 30, 2022

Ashton

A genuine Nazi supporter.

Is that Ashton?

Yeah he literally hates Jews.

by Chkenbiscut December 2, 2022

Ashton

the most amazing boyfriend you could ever ask for.

"Ashton is so amazing, isn't he?!"

by orelismoral December 16, 2022

Ashton Pritchard

Also known as AshyT and Sir Mufuckin Chief, the way he steps out you’d think he got a hair cut everyday. He does. How long you think it takes him to fix a furnace? 4 and a half minutes. Way too much shmoney to count it all.

Yo, you see Ashton Pritchard in that 1300 horsepower Civic? Yeah he was rockin bape with the carhartt pants

by SeptembersRich January 5, 2023

ashton

Local dildo dealer, likes fondling with Indian boys, can't play chess

watch out for ashton

by lilgatt January 14, 2023

Ashton Mark Wallace

I love you

Will you marry me?

Marry me Ashton Mark Wallace

by TawnsYawns February 1, 2023

Ashton

A person who likes to cosplay as a derogatory transgender female, they may also confide into a box of cum.

Yo, you are defiantly an Ashton dude.

by LordKfc February 9, 2023