by Pimplash August 01, 2023
by tlninja July 03, 2012
The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.
by dddkdmckdldlld April 15, 2018
by William F March 24, 2016
A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 01, 2017
A lot snake is a male prostitute who frequents truck stops and services lady truckers in need of companionship.
by TheVernon September 19, 2019
When you climb in through her window,tranquilise her,put her in the cardboard box,get in the box,have some tactical espionage action,and get the hell out
Guy:Man I gave that girl a solid snake last night
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules
by Wheelz February 06, 2017