The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
by MinyMink May 3, 2025
Get the Amish Heated seat mug.When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026
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Every thirty days, The Amish (and Mennonite) men/boys and women/girls (if you’re them/theys, you’re shit outta luck) — they separate into two groups, pair off, and with homemade soap and well water, lather up each others’ private areas. The men go first; then the bucket (or trough) is passed to the women, and they do the best they can. Waste not, want not, Hezekiah and “Bath”-sheba .
Sodom Dettweiler: “Can you help me pass the sudsy trough and 350-year-old squeegee from the Old Country to Zipporah Diegenderfer? She wants to go first in the proud tradition of Amish worsh-up.
Carthage McFartface: “Hay Detwheeler, remembur yu got Phoebe Braunschweiger pregnant last munth.”
Sodom: “Oh right! Maybe I should go on my Rumspringa….Darn dagnabbit cheese n rice I don’t need another trip to the coat hanger maker.”
Carthage: “Damn straight.”
Carthage McFartface: “Hay Detwheeler, remembur yu got Phoebe Braunschweiger pregnant last munth.”
Sodom: “Oh right! Maybe I should go on my Rumspringa….Darn dagnabbit cheese n rice I don’t need another trip to the coat hanger maker.”
Carthage: “Damn straight.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne March 16, 2026
Get the Amish Worsh-Up mug.The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.
by Garagemahal May 11, 2025
Get the Amish Colonic mug.Anisha is sooo fine and everyone wants her she is also incredibly smart. She can pull anyone she wants but you don’t want to mess with her. If you mess with her she will turn into a hybrid princess. She is also stronger than 100 men and could easily fight off a gorilla.
by chickenpotpiecooliosyea June 13, 2025
Get the Anisha mug.An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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Guy 1:Dude that movie sucked.
Guy2 :I think it was very ambishit, ambitious… but it sucked.
Guy 1:Dude that movie sucked.
Guy2 :I think it was very ambishit, ambitious… but it sucked.
by Rodrick02 July 10, 2025
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