August 30

National finger your girl best friend day. Invite your girl best friend over for a finger blasting!

“Dude, it’s August 30th, you know what that means”

“What?”

“I get to finger your sister today!”

by superdulerrealdef May 10, 2020

august girl

a girl who is in a situationship, kept secret from the friends of the other person. can also be used to define a side hoe. based off of the narrator of the song “august” by taylor swift

I wanted him to post about me, but since I was an august girl he didn’t want to.

by 13thswiftie November 13, 2021

National grab ass day August 15th

A day you grab any and all ass

Wow he grabbed a lot of ass on national grab ass day August 15th

by Thelittlemermaid05 August 8, 2019

Angusing

The demon summoning ritual in which you need a evil scrawny minion to dance over fire chanting the words bonding usually taken part by angus and sunit.This event takes place every month and requires two human sacrifices

Angus:"sunit we need to start Angusing "
Sunit:"yes master will i get a treat tonight if i do the Angusing"
Angus:"Of course my pet"

by o-master-d January 13, 2009

August 21

That amazing girl Heaven's bday

"Hey guess what"
"What?"
"It's August 21"
"So what"
"It's Heaven's bday"
"I FORGOT"
"Oooooo I'm snitching"

by Clicketyclicketycliiiiiiick October 16, 2019

Agustina

Any short girl from south america. An incredibly talented and beautiful girl that likes memes. Agustina can be loving and caring and has nice boobs. She's social when she feels like it (never) and she probably doesn't have friends. Agustina loves to complain all the time.

Most likely she likes to study and/or drink vodka.

Martin: dayumm, that girl is so hot yet depressing! She must be an Agustina

by Swdonim February 7, 2018

august 19

the day with THE most birthdays. wtf was everyone doing 9 months before august 19th??

"why am I seeing so many birthday shoutouts today?"

"it's August 19th! that's everyone's birthday"

by follow my tiktok alliebidallie October 17, 2019