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after hours

The exclusive scene that takes place after regular operating hours, when the bar or club is closed. Only the employees and valued regulars are permitted to stay.
Yeah, Smitty thought he tipped enough to hang out after hours, but we booted his ass out.
by Jay Coombs September 4, 2005
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AFTER TURD

THE FECES THAT FOLLOWS THE INITIAL BOWEL MOVEMENT.

THE SLY TURD THAT FOLLOWS AFTER THE MAIN EVENT.
I LOOKED DOWN EXPECTING ONE OF MY LARGEST SHITS EVER AND SAW THAT IT WASN'T ONE BIG SHIT. THERE WAS AN AFTER TURD...

MY AFTER TURDS ARE LARGER THAN YOU.
by SLFMEBANE January 9, 2009
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Aftercreep

An event taking place for high schoolers across the nation on Sundays in April; the day after prom, when you spend countless hours on Facebook creeping and looking through photos from prom you either attended or did not attend because you were so excited for aftercreeping and decided to stay home. While aftercreeping, one may find that they have seen the exact same dress on three, four, or maybe five girls, and you may witness several wardrobe malfunctions before they are removed from said social networking site. When you finally stop, it is early Monday morning, at which point you have hours of homework that you planned to do on Sunday. At this time, you may make the decision to skip school monday in order to aftercreep for several more hours.
Kid 1: Hey, did you go to east's prom last night?
kid 2: yeah, then i stayed up all night aftercreeping, during which i found 3 nip slips and saw a neon orange dress on every other girl in the junior class.

Kid 3: did you guys do your homework?
kid 1 and kid 2 walk away.
by highschoolmeth May 7, 2011
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After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)
Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"
by CrystalMeth6969 December 30, 2011
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get after that

This is a phrase used to tell some one to get a piece of ass, or to go talk to that person in a sexual manner.
"Scott go get after that, she wont be there forever."

"Get after that, and smash that!"
by big B-F June 30, 2009
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marmite afterbirth

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.
I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.
by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011
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