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Yard sale

A place where you can pay to purchase other people’s shit that they don’t want anymore
Come on down to jimmies yard sale where you can buy my collection of used condoms
by Snakey Sneak September 7, 2019
mugGet the Yard salemug.

Scotland Yard called…

Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.
Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
by anonymous April 7, 2024
mugGet the Scotland Yard called…mug.

Yard Sale

Yo, Ed needs to stop picking up chicks at yard sales.
by ev dawg lv83 March 23, 2009
mugGet the Yard Salemug.

50 yard challenge

Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.
Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
mugGet the 50 yard challengemug.

1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.
Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.
by mustache666 October 12, 2023
mugGet the 1 Yard Staremug.

empty yard

when your house is empty and the galdem come link up
kyle: i got an empty yard beb come over
kayla: i'll come if u got the weed
by flipperflapper69 September 29, 2018
mugGet the empty yardmug.

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